Saturday, December 11, 2004

Santa Clause

If he's all-knowing, then why does he drive around on the back of a firetruck and wake up my kid while he's napping? Damn you Santa Clause. I dare you to come down my chimney this year...

3 comments:

Eric Schulz said...

And why does he constantly misspell his own last name ?

Texas Butt Nuggett said...

Eric is like a spelling hall monitor.

BigMac said...

Like that Tim Allen movie, I was using poetic license to create a pun by incorrectly spelling Santa's last name. Or was I?